P4 have spent their Literacy time over the past few weeks looking at poetry. We have enjoyed listening to and discussing lots of different poems including one by Jack Petrusky entitled Homework .The poet really doesn’t like homework- so much so that he would rather swim with sharks or pet a porcupine rather than complete homework !
P4 made a list of what they would rather do instead of homework
Chloe: I’d rather support Hearts and Hibs!
Max: I’d jump off a cliff!
Ryan: I would rather wrestle John Cena in the ocean!
Hannah R: I would rather put myself in a freezing puddle!
Amber: I would rather play with my terrible sister!
Morgan: I would rather toast myself in the oven!
Simeon: I’d rather eat glass!
Ebony: I would rather poison myself with poisoned ivy!
Mia: I would rather eat soap!
Rhys: I’d rather be a girl!
Aiden: I’d rather put makeup on!
Ewan: I’d rather punch glass!
Leo: I’d rather hide in a washing machine with water in it!
Gurshaan: I’d rather burn in lava!
Rory: I’d rather watch Frozen five times!
Josh: I’d rather walk in the sahara desert with no water!
Craig: I’d rather shake my bottom on the roof!
Casey: I’d rather go to school at the weekend!
Hadyn: I’d rather eat cheese!
Tegan: I’d rather stand in front of a car!
Abby: I would rather put myself into a real life shark tank!
Emily: I would rather wrestle a gorilla!
Ava: I’d rather jump off the emergent layer of the rainforest!
Rebecca: I’d rather not have a birthday !
Unfortunately despite all these great ideas -Mrs Dixon is still expecting this week’s homework to be handed in as usual !!