Could this be me?

Postscript:

It’s me, it’s most definitely me.  Does anyone fancy helping me make the application video?

Post postscript: 

Seriously, now – yes, I’m being serious – is there a class anywhere in East Lothian that could take time out of the curriculum between now and the end of February to make a 60 second video to entertain and impress the world?  Finding something out about the Barrier Reef and the environment on the way?  And then if I won, we could have fabulous link ups from an island to a classroom.

More of a dream than either hope or expectation, of course, as the whole world, including everyone I know, will be applying but hey! Someone has to win.