When they’re babies

1. Yours are perfect and everyone else’s are horrible. 
2. Childminding is a huge expense, and why isn’t it tax deductible?
3. They’re smaller than you.  You can pick them up. Just as well, really; you need some sort of head start.  
4. They generate so much washing.  Sick-covered washing.  Lots of tiny baby grows.
5. Nappies.  Yuk.  Need I say more?
6. There are no secrets.  You bath them, you cuddle them, you wipe their bums.
7. You have at least some idea Continue reading →