Listen Sheldon I’m really happy to do this for but not if she’s going to be such a pain in the ass the whole time.
You gonna let him speak to me like that.
Well. You’re my girlfriend and I don’t want you to be upset. And Will is my friend – I don’t want him to be upset. This is a stick wicket. [turning to Will] What do you think?
This is exactly Thomas Nagel’s objection to Utilitarianism (that we talked about in class).